Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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