It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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