Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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