That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
True but thats because hes a fetus.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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