Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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