I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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