the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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