I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It's blow job season.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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