some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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