spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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