It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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