So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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