come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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