I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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