Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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