we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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