i think my mom watched the whole time
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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