just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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