I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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