Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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