last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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