no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Your cock deserves a montage
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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