just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
sex in a hospital.. check
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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