you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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