people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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