you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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