so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
