Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I would fuck him just for his dog
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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