The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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