There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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