3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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