I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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