Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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