The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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