batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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