Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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