U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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