i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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