I don't think brook has ever known best
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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