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Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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