Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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