Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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