I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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