Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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