i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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