We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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