You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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