I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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