Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
