I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
So many bounce houses so little time
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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